A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”
he said “NO..”…
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*…like dis if u cry evry time…~*xxx
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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:
there are 7,000,000,000 people on the planet and if they all farted at the same time it would literally cause an earthquake, there is no way to disprove this
(Source: lilbfan, via voldemortspudding)
